Sometimes the days are long and life is more shiteful that you could believe could be possible. When these days come, and they will, because that is the wheel of fortune, watch this video of Mariah Cary selling crap on Home Shopping Network.
This video was put together by Gawker of her best moment from the gig. So much hilariousness. No one does it like Mariah anymore. Remember her video interview with Molly Meldrum where she lay down on a chaise lounge, on her side for the whole time? GOLD.
Ah Mariah, you’re on fire.