Nobody wanted to acknowledge that Anna Wintour’s arm has turned into a lobster claw.
Elizabeth Banks came straight from the set of The Hunger Games.
Sarah Jessica Parker went as an eiderdown from the Holly Hobbie collection.
Lily Collins came as the organza curtains.
Florence Welch came as the lampshade.
Kristen Stewart came as Erin Brockovich.
Kirsten Dunst channelled Madeline Albright.
Carey Mulligan shed her skin and came as a silverfish.
And Goop wore an apron, because she’s into organic food ‘n shit.