A friend just came back from Bali and said the scary Aussie travellers who like swim-up bars and getting their weaves tamed into cornrows, are into nail art in a big way.
In honour of all a fad getting out of hand, (excuse the pun), here are some of the stupidist nail art I have ever seen.
Bedazzled nails. Badazzled nails more like it. Just stop. Now.
What is this? Crustacean nails? Have a good time trying to peel a prawn, you freak!
This person grew her nails into bottle openers. I wish she would now stab herself in the eye with them.
I have no idea what is going on here. Anyone? Chime in if you get it.
Starbucks. Starfucks more like it. *slams head into wall*
Is this nailart or nail fungus?
Demonic bride? √
Abnormally shaped fingers? √
Abnormally shaped fingers smothered in glue and dipped in craftbox? √
This is real nail art, brought to you by Siegfried and Roy’s personal assistant.