Nail Art For Idiots

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A friend just came back from Bali and said the scary Aussie travellers who like swim-up bars and getting their weaves tamed into cornrows, are into nail art in a big way.

In honour of all a fad getting out of hand, (excuse the pun), here are some of the stupidist nail art I have ever seen.

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Bedazzled nails. Badazzled nails more like it. Just stop. Now.

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What is this? Crustacean nails? Have a good time trying to peel a prawn, you freak!

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Hello Shitty.

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This person grew her nails into bottle openers. I wish she would now stab herself in the eye with them.

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I have no idea what is going on here. Anyone? Chime in if you get it.

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Starbucks. Starfucks more like it. *slams head into wall*

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Is this nailart or nail fungus?

crazy flower nails.

Demonic bride? √

Abnormally shaped fingers? √

Abnormally shaped fingers smothered in glue and dipped in craftbox? √

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This is real nail art, brought to you by Siegfried and Roy’s personal assistant.

Happy Monday!

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2 thoughts on “Nail Art For Idiots”

  1. Some woman decided to have Mermaid Themed Wedding and needs to nails to go with the Faux Fish Scale Tutorial she and her MUA will be using, just ever so slightly, on her face for that Authentic Mermaid Vision?

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