The Zoolander Files


I saw this headline and laughed heartily. It’s so kind of Ms Diaz to offer her book for my pubic hair collection, but I’m fine for now. I’ll leave it in my copy of ‘My Sister’s Beaver’.


Recently at the Hannibal Lecter Academy for students on the Paleo Diet…


Good for you! You go get that business. I’ll be here taking all your DVD’s.


Poor puppy. 😦


And here is Rachel Ray’s CV.

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Why did George want a retraction? For a week, George was a legend.

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When I said Dan Baer really spruced up the House, I meant the senate, you idiot!

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Can’t he be on both? Many are.


No thank you.

The End.


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