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A Model Actress

Last night I was reading a magazine when I noticed every advertisement had an actor instead of a model. I know this isn’t new, but there were so many Hollywood faces in a row.

First there was Michelle Williams for Dior. Wearing her coat backwards, like Kriss Kross from the 80’s.

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Next was Marion Cotillard, who has a touch of Greyscale on her right arm. Poor chérie, she must have touched a stoneman.

 

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Then we have Bella Kristen Stewart,  who has a jawline is like a Toblerone and a vintage camera in tow, for that indie feel.

 

 

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Natalie Portman, who is wearing a lot of lipstick. You know she’s a vegan, right? Is Dior lipstick vegan?  She has to wear vegan shoes and for the record, vegan shoes are terrible. Bad shoes bring down an outfit. Vegan shoes bring down a country.

 

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And finally Eva Mendes, who set back women’s right with her tracksuit pants comments of recent times, and is also the baby mama of the Gosling gosling.

 

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There are many others but these were the ones in my magazine.

So actresses are now models, and models are now actresses. And it seems the trend isn’t stopping. Suki Waterhouse, model and part time beard, is now an ‘actor’. Kate Upton is ‘acting’, although her latest TVC for some game is the worst thing since Cindy Crawford in Fair Game.

It’s a lot of pressure on the actresses, isn’t it? To be model body ready?

No wonder they exist on air and Diet Coke.

Happy Friday.

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Lady Gaga does the dishes.

 

 

 

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WORST : I loathe this colour on Emma. I also loathe the beading. Not often she gets it wrong but this is wrongsville in my book

 

 

 

 

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WEIRDEST: Lady Gaga is either about to do the dishes or worried about catching something.

 

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FIERCEST: Scar-Jo in Versace and a pompadour.

 

 

 

 

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TRYING: Solange Knowles in palazzo pants and a train.

 

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AGE PERFECTION: Meryl in whatever. She looks comfortable and happy.

 

 

 

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WORST IDEA: This neckline on Felicity Jones.

 

 

 

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MOST IMPROVED: Rosamund Pike in a beautiful shape from Givenchy. Bad shoes.

 

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BEST: Margot Robbie. I love everything about this look, most of all the simplicity.

 

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TRYING: Is she at everything nowadays? I know he’s nominated but she’s trying so hard to become something and it’s becoming trying.

 

 

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BEST:  Jennifer Hudson in butter.

 

 

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PRETTY GOOD: Reese in something simple but I wonder if it’s comfortable.

 

 

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GUILTY: Of wearing a shocker of a dress. Bad fit, bad colour and bad shape.

 

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DEJA VU: How many of these dresses does she own? Or does she always look the same?

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AGE APPROPRIATE: Chloe Grace Moretz, in Miu Miu. She’s eighteen and should be having fun with fashion. It’s something I would have adored at eighteen.

 

 

 

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BORING: Jessica Chastain in something that she borrowed from the closet of politican’s wife.

 

 

 

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SAME: J-Lo in the same shade of everything she always wears. Fifty Shades of Copper.

 

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BLESSED: Keira’s dress says “Baby on board” in French.

 

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WHAT’S HAPPENED? – The shoes and the dress aren’t talking to each other. Why didn’t Keith tell her, as they were straightening their hair together?