How To Be Glamorous 101

Here’s what I love about the web. Google “How to be Glamorous” and there are 424,000 entries. God Bless Google.

Hints include –

  • Fabulous hair, all the time.
  • Flawless skin
  • Flawless makeup (choose between eye or lips for heavy application but never both)
  • Have a unique and interesting hobby or interests
  • Add elements of glamor to your everyday
  • Refined manners

I have a friend who has all of these qualities. Seriously, she has an inbuilt glamor vibe that none of her friends can even try and match, me included. I think she would have made an excellent Princess should she have married up. Her mother has the DNA Glamor strain also. Fascinating to watch them together. I swear I can still hear the rustle of pagentry when they approach. It’s a past life issue, I’m sure.




Sex, New Moon and the London Review of Books

A New Moon in Scorpio this weekend. A perfect time to manifest more sex and play with your esoteric tools. Think Tarot, tealeaves and Tinkerbell.

On this note, I present to you a selection of personal ads from the London Review of Books. I bought both volumes yesterday and hope to bore everyone with these small vingettes of literary perfection.

A personal favorite: Tall, handsome, well-built, articulate, intelligent, sensitive, yet often grossly inaccurate man, 21. Cynics (and some cheap Brentwood psychiatrists) may say ‘pathological liar’, but I like to use creative with reality’. Join me in my 36-bedroom mansion on my Gloucestershire estate, set in 400 acres of wild-stag populated woodland. East Ham. Box no. 0620

Or this: Straight line. Straight line. Funny line. Sucker punch. Busy man, 36.

And finally this: English lecturer, 44. Modelling himself on The Fonz in an entirely non-ironic way since 1979.


Before I speak, I have something important to say.

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