Gwyenth Paltrow’s astrology chart is an interesting one. Sun in Libra, Moon in Gemini and Ascendant in Pisces.
WTF does it mean?

Libran sun peeps often deliberate on making the decision. They go through the pros and cons list before they decide more than any other signs. Certainly not like their Aries friends, who just ram right into life. The Librans achieve more through charm and class than through aggression, but make no mistake, they know what they want and you will give it to them eventually.
Gwyenth’s like that, as much as the world claims to dislike her and her Goopy newsletter, still we tune in and turn up, just for a moment in Gwyenth’s light.

Her Moon in Gemini gives her the ability to do many things at once. It also gives the Gemini Moonie a wonderful written and speaking ability. The down side is they can be a little highly strung. I get that about Gwyneth, she reminds me of a dressage horse.

The Pisces Ascendant is fascinating. The Ascendant is the mask we wear to the outside world. With this in Pisces, Gwyneth seems all spiritual and probably she is to some level but its more sentimental than practical. Dreamers, artists and psychics have this talent but they can fall victim to their own vulnerability.

I wonder about her, what does she want to be and do. Is the Goop/Martha Stewart experiment working? Massive backlash about it, some of it unfair. Her fashion advice is always fun. The long posts about spirituality and parenting I can leave. But can she open a movie?
Maybe with Robert Downey Junior on the billing but who the hell saw Two Lovers?

As for her cooking show with Mario Batali, I can’t warm to him. I think it’s because he wear orange Crocs. Crocs are for children or gardening, end of story peeps. Would Gwyneth wear Crocs? Not on your Nellie.




So sad for Lindsay Lohan, who failed her court ordered drug test according to media reports.

So what? Some of you might say but imagine if it were your daughter or sister or friend.

The issues for a certain level of celebrities is they play out their drama in the eye of People magazine and think that is normal.
Lindsay’s astrology chart is tough. A rectified chart tell me she might be a Leo rising which explains the refusal to accept blame (Leo’s are terrible at shouldering responsibility). With a combo of Cancer sun and Taurus moon, she is symbolically motherless and desperate for grounding in her emotional life.

I can’t feel anything but sad for Lindsay and when I re-watch The Parent Trap, one of my faves with her and the divine Natasha Richardson, I am reminded of what a talent Lindsay is.

Pensive thoughts for a Monday morning and now off to write.
I have work to do and an editor to please, so time to focus and get the coffee on the boil.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

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